sometimes i get upset when i remember that not all metal bands have sea shanty melodies and pirate-themed lyrics
it hurts me too :(
look it is a sausage
it’s a type of food
which one is the bestest
the one that is a good
meat meat meat meat
dig for a shoe
dig for a hat
dig up a costume
give it to a cat
meat meat meat meat
hello old fashioned underwear salesman
where is the best place for milk
“why, that’d be the dairy farm,
they sell it in a jug”
Chris are you okay
not really no
look it is a sausage
it’s a type of food
which one is the bestest
the one that is a good
meat meat meat meat
dig for a shoe
dig for a hat
dig up a costume
give it to a cat
meat meat meat meat
hello old fashioned underwear salesman
where is the best place for milk
“why, that’d be the dairy farm,
they sell it in a jug”
Your fermented grandma runs
From the intestinal nightmare
Bladder gushing shitty rape
Faeces smears her zimmer frame
Horrendous trampoline
Caked in ancient faecal slime
Vaginal scabs of a prostitute
Ooze from the springs like abortion slime
Piss soaked chainsaw
Cums into your mutant throat
Shit overflows with pus
Trampoline warfare begins
Your limbs hacked off
Poo flows from the wounds
You scream for post natal abortion
You desire to be a human miscarriage
The faecal nightmare never ends
Shitcovered
Trampoline
Dismemberment
milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk
Anonymous asked: Is there any way to listen to "Richard and Judy Hath Fallen over Twice" ? or pretty much any old Splen for that matter...
Can’t find richard or judy, but this is “Alternative Goaps”: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/11318168/alternative%20goaps.zip
It is midi (this is the proper format for the album, no such thing as mp3). Enjoy if you can.