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tinyzo:

sometimes i get upset when i remember that not all metal bands have sea shanty melodies and pirate-themed lyrics

it hurts me too :(

urdjupet:

hyperchrisz:

look it is a sausage

it’s a type of food

which one is the bestest

the one that is a good

meat meat meat meat

dig for a shoe

dig for a hat

dig up a costume

give it to a cat

meat meat meat meat

hello old fashioned underwear salesman

where is the best place for milk

“why, that’d be the dairy farm,

they sell it in a jug”

Chris are you okay

not really no

look it is a sausage

it’s a type of food

which one is the bestest

the one that is a good

meat meat meat meat

dig for a shoe

dig for a hat

dig up a costume

give it to a cat

meat meat meat meat

hello old fashioned underwear salesman

where is the best place for milk

“why, that’d be the dairy farm,

they sell it in a jug”

Shitcovered Trampoline Dismemberment

Your fermented grandma runs 
From the intestinal nightmare 
Bladder gushing shitty rape 
Faeces smears her zimmer frame 

Horrendous trampoline 
Caked in ancient faecal slime 
Vaginal scabs of a prostitute 
Ooze from the springs like abortion slime 

Piss soaked chainsaw 
Cums into your mutant throat 
Shit overflows with pus 
Trampoline warfare begins 

Your limbs hacked off 
Poo flows from the wounds 
You scream for post natal abortion 
You desire to be a human miscarriage 

The faecal nightmare never ends 
Shitcovered 
Trampoline 
Dismemberment

milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk

Anonymous asked: Is there any way to listen to "Richard and Judy Hath Fallen over Twice" ? or pretty much any old Splen for that matter...

Can’t find richard or judy, but this is “Alternative Goaps”: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/11318168/alternative%20goaps.zip

It is midi (this is the proper format for the album, no such thing as mp3). Enjoy if you can.